Wednesday, September 06, 2006

An old Joke

But, I had not head it in quite a while, intil recently, when it was told to me by a an ensign.

An Old Arconian man lived alone on his home planet. He wanted to dig his tomato
garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my
tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a
garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the
plot for me.
Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden.
That's where I buried the BODIES.
Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, Imperail Secret Service agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

The next day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now.
That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Vinnie

5 Comments:

Blogger Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Nice larf.

8:58 AM  
Blogger Skywalker said...

At least he got the job done.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Darth Nepharia said...

Yes, it has been a while since I'd heard it, but I did get a chuckle out of it.

8:01 PM  
Blogger NandeHi said...

That is SO FUNNY!!!! I have NEVER heard that one before, must add it to my portfolio of jokes! :) thanks for the laugh Wedge!

9:58 PM  
Blogger Lauphen Staar said...

LOL!! This joke is even better for me, because I know someone named Vinnie who could very likely end up in this situation :P

2:42 PM  

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